Private Blockbusters #4 - Billionaire

You get what you pay for from Private -- high-end, good-looking movies featuring rugged guys, beautiful women, and frustratingly simple plots wrapped around nearly non-stop fucking. It's almost not worth discussing the story of the Billionaire, except to say that there's a treasure hunt for something that is, one presumes, a thousand times more valuable than whatever these people were chasing in the Millionaire. In this case, it is some kind of thing called The Eye of Destiny, which may be the eyeball that Pontius Pilate used to look at Jesus just after Longinus stabbed him with the Spear of Destiny. It may not be, though; I can't really say.

What I can say is that this movie is chock full of the usual Private fuckery -- Eastern European girls with nice real tits and slender bodies taking it in the ass from rugged guys who are manfully trying to speak English to girls who don't really understand it either (I often wonder if the sets of these movies are a kind of Tower of Babel experience, and if they really do communicate in seven or eight varieties of broken English). The sets and scenery are per usual for a Private production as well -- lots of lush jungles and tropical locations, real buildings and houses instead of crappy sets. There's a lot of group sex, too -- another Private hallmark.

As long as we're talking about hallmarks of Private movies, there are a couple others to mention -- not necessarily good ones like hot babes, explicit sex and orgies. For one thing, Billionaire follows the usual pattern of having more than the U.S. standard of four or five girls, and, as per usual, the cast list is nonexistent. Without a comprehensive knowledge of tattoos, it's difficult to tell who's who (although billionaire scores well above the average by employing only one girl who only goes by one name -- hers is Nesty). The girls here are Sonia Red, Simony Diamond, Kathy Campbel, Renata Black, Loona Luxx, Josette Most, Simonne Style, Gilda Roberts, Sahara Knite, and the aforementioned Nesty. The other thing is that, again, like many Private epics, Billionaire is a multi-parter, without much to indicate how many chapters there may be. That matters less, though, since you definitely don't come to a Private movie for the plot. What you come for is scenery and tons of anal sex with beautiful Euro girls who will do absolutely anything on camera, and Billionaire has both in spades.

You get what you pay for from Private -- high-end, good-looking movies featuring rugged guys, beautiful women, and frustratingly simple plots wrapped around nearly non-stop fucking. It's almost not worth discussing the story of the Billionaire, except to say that there's a treasure hunt for something that is, one presumes, a thousand times more valuable than whatever these people were chasing in the Millionaire. In this case, it is some kind of thing called The Eye of Destiny, which may be the eyeball that Pontius Pilate used to look at Jesus just after Longinus stabbed him with the Spear of Destiny. It may not be, though; I can't really say.... Read the Full Review!